darling I will be loving you till we’re seventy

for centuries


Cophine ± height difference


Anonymous: I like him,he´s such a mistery,but when bed time comes i´m like "omg he´s here he´s here and i´m going to die and nobody would notice" and then i turn on the light and i start to make plans for him to like me...I know its weird but i just can´t stop it HAHA

or keep a baseball bat near your bed that’s another way to go at it haha. maybe try to get a smaller light and then as you feel less threatened gradually ease back into sleeping in darkness? or turn the lights off but leave the tv on (like a children’s channel or something that won’t run scary shit).

Please control your face (x)

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If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

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Anonymous: The Clown from AHS FreakShow scares the shit out of me...I´m going to sleep every night with the lights on.I´m 18 and im an asshole.

really? my best friend and i watch it together (over the phone) and idk why but we like the clown. okay so what i usually do when something scares me and i can’t sleep is i try to make light of whatever is scaring me. kinda like casting a riddikulus spell on it :) like maybe think of the clown balancing terribly on a large ball or something comedic. 

shh you are not an asshole friend. i couldn’t sleep after discovering the 5 nights at freddy’s game and i still think about it at night.

Anonymous: I'm allowed to ask anything i want?

sure! if you can’t think of anything there are some questions here that i was answering. but yes anything as long as i’m comfortable with replying :)

I just wanted to say eff this. Eff you. And I effed it. I effed it all up.


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Anonymous: Godzilla, king Kong and the mummy :)

godzilla -what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
king kongwhat are some questionable choices you’ve made lately?
mummywould you like to ever have children? why or why not?

godzilla: i’m usually passive aggressive (which is why i complain on tumblr often haha) but if i’m really angry, i cry and punch or kick things but i haven’t destroyed anything yet so i’m not too destructive.

king kong: okay so i’ve learned a few things. you should not jump off the second story of a building. eating soup with your hands is never a great idea. drinking certain substances upside down is not suggested. libraries are great for making out. uni rooftops are actually very easy to get on to. i regret none of this.

mummy: i’m leaning towards maybe because i cannot wait to see this chaos unfold but at the same time children, ya feel?

ask me things :3